You are sleek and suave and elegant, a joy to look at and caress.

You let me ruffle your perfection and readjust you to my liking.

You are there day and night, always available no matter where I am.

You continually offer me something fresh and new.

You maintain your flawlessness unsullied and without defilement no matter what I do.

You always acknowledge my needs and take me expertly to where I want to be.

You skillfully accommodate my body and all its limitations.

You allow me to trawl through your endless riches without resistance.

You carry me to places and pleasures I never dreamed of reaching.

Your name is Kindle.